So i went on that mount everest ride at Disney and I swear to you someone threw a kid flash toy off the side into the fake snow that is not funny
i really want to read a fic
where Dick Damian and Tim meet a wizard guy, and the wizard shows them, like the post reboot world. so dick is looking at this best friend he grew up with and no longer exists, and Damian is just looking at Steph and Colin and wondering what it felt like to have friends like the one in this universe, and Tim is staring at his YJ/TT days, where him Connor Cassie and Bart have been best friends since forever and in his world he can barely put up with them. and then he see’s Steph, and their adorable chase scenes, and their relationship evolving over the years, and then its gone.and they watch Cass, and Babs grow up and the three of them fall in love with these people that seem so familiar, even though they’ve never met. and then the wizard guy, he gives them the option to put everything back the way its supposed to, and Damian and Tim say yes instantly, but Dick is like “what about Babs? she won’t be able to walk again, and there’s all these people that that exist here and not there-” and the wizard makes them choose and they choose the old one, and all their memories come back. and only those three know about the other reality they had lived in for so long, and they’re the only ones who can remember it. and for months all Dick does is hug everybody that didn’t exist, and one night he was with Babs, who was just humming and cooking lunch for them and he just whispers “I’m sorry” and she’s confused and she never knows why he said it. and Tim runs right to Kon, who is so different from the Superboy in his old world, and he’s like “Tim. what are you doing.” and Tim just stares at him and they hug then Cassie and Bart show up and Tim just sits there smiling. and they’re all confused. then Damian goes to Colin’s garage and looks around at all the memories in here and wonders how he could he could of ever forgotten his only real friend. and he falls asleep in the corner and when Colin comes in later that night he just sees Damian asleep in his garage in civvies and is like “Damian. why are you sleeping on the floor” and Damian wakes up and gives his first ever willing hug and Colin is just standing there confused as fuck and he takes an hour quizzing Damian on things only he would know to make sure he hasn’t been possessed or replaced. and then they go out kicking butt and Damian see’s Steph on the rooftops and she smiles at him and she looks shocked when he smirks back.
and the ending is Dick Tim and Damian sitting in Dick’s apartment, making a promise never to tell anyone else what happened.
I want someone to write a FMA and young justice crossover, where original Roy goes with Wally and Artemis and somehow gets lost in their dimension. And we get to see Artemis being all protective because Roy only has one arm, but he’s all like “bitch I have a crossbow, GTFO” and he’s takes off. And then ed and al find him, and their like “hey kid you only have one arm.” and Roys all like “really, I hadn’t noticed” all sarcastic like because I notice an extreme lack of sarcasm in cartoons. Then Wally and Artemis come find him and Ed and Wally become science bros, and Roy gets an arm and they go home.
Someone please write this. I’ll give you Internet cookies.